Rating: PG with a side of crack.
Summary: Wham, bam! Dom's not in Kansas anymore.
Disclaimer: this is complete and utter crack. It's probably a step beyond fiction, with a good dose oof parody and it's all in the name of fun. So nothing implied besides the fact that I'm obviously not right in my head.
Author's Note: for thepsychicclam on her birthday. Enjoy, love! Thanks to rynalwyn for cheering me along and for the read-hrough. You both rock. ;-)
( Ad Nauseam... )