unautremonde: (Default)
Title: Tomorrow
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: I'd say PG... or PG-13 for some talk, but definitely mild.
Summary: Dom could have been Bill Murray... and then, maybe Billy could have been his Andie McDowell.
Disclaimer: if this were true, the only one who would know about it would be Dom, anyway. Not true, not implying anything and not making money out of this.
Author's note: Slasha Baby fic for Fiona who asked for Billy/Dom, any genre. I'm not sure this delivers but I hope you like it. Have a great Christmas!
Thanks to: [livejournal.com profile] rynalwyn and [livejournal.com profile] piran for letting me submit them to my whining while writing this. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] patchworkdragon and [livejournal.com profile] untappedbeauty whose betas were very very useful. This story wouldn't be this story without you, girls.
Feedback: always welcome, any kind, good or bad.

I love ya Tomorrow! You're always a day away! )

Right. Well, now that that's done, I'm off to see RotK with the bro. Something tells me that it'll make my reading the other slashas even more enjoyable. :-) Have fun, kiddies!
unautremonde: (nc17)
Title: Acapulco
Pairing: Monaboyd
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Billy thought Acapulco would be neutral territory, Dom has other ideas.
Disclaimer: not true at all, not implying anything, not done for profit. A mere fictional fantasy.
Author's note: for my dear beloved [livejournal.com profile] rynalwyn on her birthday. I loff you. *hugs*
Also, this takes place around the time when Billy was filming Master and Commander.
Thank yous: there are so many people involved with helping me on this one, I'm afraid of forgetting some of them if I start listing. I started writing it a year ago, and I think the first person to help me was [livejournal.com profile] shaenie (I remember a conversation on AIM about wetsuits). The last person to help with it was [livejournal.com profile] matildabj. In between, I think I annoyed at least a dozen people about this, so.... A big squishy hug to all of you out there who supported me through this.
Feedback: always welcome, any shape or form, good or bad.

Acapulco )
unautremonde: (Default)
Pairing: Dom/Billy, hints of Elijah/Orlando
Genre: AU
Rating: PG-13, I'm not sure. There is some sex.
Summary: set in some nameless American University, Dom is a foreign student/TA, Billy is a guest teacher for the foreign languages department.
Author's Note: for Rynalwyn, for her birthday. Thanks to Lilli for giving me her first honest impressions on this; I tried to take your advice into account, dear. Also, I know the title sucks (Megolas confirmed that it was kind of a put off), but I could not change it. This was the story's title all along, and I think it fits. I hope you won't get too stuck on it, lol.
Disclaimer: Did I mention AU? Yeah, so not true at all, then. Fiction, not implying anything in the least.

Love like mayonnaise )
unautremonde: (nc17)

Pairing: Various, let yourselves be surprised. ;-)

Rating: NC-17, because some are, and some aren't. But it's better to be safe.

Author's Note: These are drabbles, meaning they're very short 100 words ficlets, dealing with various pairings and subjects. Hope you enjoy them.:-)

Drabbles )

unautremonde: (nc17)

Author: Jem (me, duh)

Pairing: Billy Boyd/Dominic Monaghan

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: this deals with porn. Not that I would normally think it heeded a warning, but... so yeah, porn, so tacky and gross and rude words and imagery. So yeah. Warning for that.

Summary: Billy's got a thing for porn...

Disclaimer: All I own is the computer this was typed on. You know, like... I don't own these guys. I don't know anything about them, don't want to imply anything about them... just... I don't know, look under the word fiction in your dictionaries.

Author's Notes: A big thank you to quite a few people. First and foremost, aelane for holding my hand while I was writing this. Also, this story is dedicated to you, a long time overdue promised gift. Hope you enjoy it. It's changed a tiny bit since last time. Second of all, thanks to my Lilli for betaing it, just like old times. I love you and you're the best and heeeeeeeeee! You're coming next week! Third, devilherself because heeeeee! Loved your comments and they helped. One little thing Ididn't change because I had no clue was that thing about Billy being right-handed or left-handed. I figured he'd be doing this on a borrowed standard computer with the mouse on the right. *shrugs* But that part made me laugh. *winks* And last but not least, thanks to ffenest. Your pointers turned out to be wayyyy helpful, thanks.

It's just porn, mum... )
unautremonde: (Default)
Pairing: Dom/Billy, implied Elijah/Orlando

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Billy thinks it might be "aperitif" time, Dom just wants Orlando to not rush things too much and ruin his appetite for the main course.

Author's Note: For the Lotrips Remix challenge, a remix of Jaq's Citrus. Huuuuuuuge thanks to Sheanie for the help and the beta. Wouldn't have done it without her. Thanks to Ghani and Meg, too. And all the wacky groping girls from AIM

Disclaimer: written for that remix thing. : Which means that not only do I not own the guys (pity, that), but I don't even own the original idea for the fic that inspired this. Basically, besides the keyboard this was typed on, not much is mine. Also, not true, pure unadulterated fantasy, nothing implied, no money made from this, just for fun. No one sue, ok?

Apéritif )
unautremonde: (Default)
Pairing: BB/DM
Rating: PG
Summary: Wherein Dom fights curiosity a lot, Billy's obviously in need of luck, and Pandora should never have opened that damned box.
Disclaimer: Not true. Well, except for the bit about Pandora. Rumor has it she really did open that box. Stupid git.
Author's Note: Improv written for the lj community [livejournal.com profile] contrelamontre. Challenge was: quote must be included ("You can not miss what don't exist," The Divine Comedy), not actual words but at least the idea, and socks too. 45 minutes time frame.

Pandora's Box )

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