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J2, 877 words, rated S for silly and A for adult because I say "hard-on". Whoops! *g*
Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] antheia for the insta-beta; written for [livejournal.com profile] simplybeing just because. Also, this is obviously fiction, as in wishful thinking, you know?


“I’m too old for Spin the Bottle.”

Jensen’s eyes are bright and wide and Jared smiles, takes a deep draught from his bottle, draining it before putting it down in front of his friend purposefully.

“Really Jared, I’m not even drunk enough…”

But Jensen’s grinning, sprawled on the couch, all loose limbs and with his legs spread wide; a clear invitation to debauchery. Jared smiles big and leans forward in his own seat, pushes the bottle, watches it fall with a thunk, dripping warm beer on the carpet, pointing towards the door. Not that it matters anyway, they’re the only ones in the room and Jared has no intention of kissing the doorknob. Jensen’s eyes light up with amusement and he spreads his legs wider, making the invitation even more evident.

“Fine then. Bring it on pretty boy.”

Jared laughs while he gets up, doesn’t bother going around the table, just climbs on top of it and kicks the bottle off, his eyes intent on Jensen’s mouth. Jensen waits, watches Jared pause and tower over him, but he doesn’t move, just looks up and smirks. Jared shakes himself from his stare and climbs down, then up again on the couch this time. He drops to his knees, astride Jensen’s thighs, his hands landing on the back of the couch, framing Jensen’s head.

Jensen’s still waiting, still trying to play it cool but Jared can see that his eyes are now dark with lust and that his breath is coming faster, as fast as Jared’s own. He doesn’t wait any longer then, drops his shoulders and leans down, licks Jensen’s mouth before kissing him properly, all sloppy tongue and nippy teeth. Both of them are fighting for the lead and Jared bites down on Jensen’s lower lip, greedily swallowing Jensen’s surrendering moan. When they both come back up for air, Jared’s feeling dizzy but Jensen’s looking decidedly less smug and more dishevelled. His voice sounds less assured, though, even as he tries to be teasing still.

“What game are we playing next?”

Jared bites his lip, faking indecision, squirms and grinds down in Jensen’s lap, drawing another moan from his friend as he presses his hard-on against Jensen’s.

“Oh, I don’t know… we could take this somewhere else, somewhere more private, play 7th Heaven maybe?”

Jared immediately knows he’s said something wrong; Jensen stills under him and confusion slowly takes over his face, the lust in his eyes replaced with a questioning look.

“Uh. What… what are you suggesting? You wanna role-play, is that it? Want me to call wardrobe and ask for the priest-iforms?”

Jared frowns, doesn’t understand anything except the glint in Jensen’s eyes that means he’s just made a fool of himself and Jensen is anticipating the many ways he’ll be able to use it to embarrass him for days to come.

“No! I mean… I don’t… What?”

Jensen’s smirking again, less confused and more amused, and Jared’s getting more flustered, squirming awkwardly this time, feeling the burn of a blush creeping up his neck to his cheeks.

“Because I’m telling you Jared, I am not dressing up as Jessica Biel, no matter how hot you think she was in her Blade outfit.”

Jared blushes further, realization finally dawning.

“That’s not… I didn’t mean… I meant the game!"

He’s feeling like a fool now: the erotic atmosphere is spoiled and he just wants to get off Jensen’s lap, maybe crawl into a hole somewhere or get as roaring drunk as possible in the next five minutes; anything to make him forget that he was trying to seduce and only achieved ridicule. Jensen’s not letting him go though, looks at him and finally gets it, falls forward and muffles his laughter against Jared’s stomach. He’s laughing and laughing, his shoulders shaking uncontrollably, his mirth making Jared feel even more humiliated.

“Oh! Oh! Man! 7 minutes in Heaven, not 7th Heaven! And here I thought you were being a kinky bastard!”

And yes, that’s what Jared meant, but mostly he meant to be seductively funny and sexy and that’s certainly not how it feels now. He pushes at Jensen’s shoulders and climbs off his lap, drops next to him on the couch, slumped and pouting. Jensen’s still laughing hard, wiping tears from his eyes. By the time he finally calms down enough to look at Jared without losing it again, Jared’s already grabbed a fresh bottle of beer and is pointedly not looking anywhere but straight at the TV. The mood is ruined—Jared’s mood is ruined too for that matter—and if Jared’s not going to get any then he’s definitely going to ignore Jensen. He can admit he made a pathetic fool of himself but he’s not about to willingly submit himself to his friend’s teasing and laugh along.

He’s so intent on not paying attention to Jensen that it takes him by surprise when Jensen’s hand drops to his lap, palm warm against the still sizable bulge in his jeans. When Jensen’s fingers start kneading Jared gasps and looks up to find him holding a playing card in his other hand, his eyes full of mischief as he presses his fingers harder against Jared’s fly.

“So. How about we play Suck and Blow instead?

Date: 2006-02-21 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedusor.livejournal.com
Awww. *g*

Date: 2006-02-21 01:34 am (UTC)
crazybutsound: (supernatural got RPS?)
From: [personal profile] crazybutsound

What can I say? I was in a silly schmoopy mood. :-D

Date: 2006-02-21 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
Omg! You're writing jsquared now? *dies*

And silly? Well if silly means cute, sexy, hot and sweet, then yes, this was silly lol I really enjoyed that fic... I can only hope you'll write more soon :-)

Date: 2006-02-21 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
Also, thanks for the links! I had fun going through the different kissing games :-)

Date: 2006-02-21 03:11 am (UTC)
crazybutsound: (supernatural got RPS?)
From: [personal profile] crazybutsound
Well, I don't intend to make it a habit. Which is weird considering I'm more of an RPS person originally, not so much a cesty one... but yeah, seems Dean and Sam have louder voices than Jared and Jensen at the moment, so this is likely to be either just a one-time-only or a once-in-a-long-while thing. :-)

And heeee! You're too kind. I still maintain that it's mostly silly, lol. But thank you. *smooch*

Date: 2006-02-21 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geneli4.livejournal.com
i have no idea why i love sexy silly pouty boys so much, i just know that i do! *beams happily* thanks for sharing this!

Date: 2006-02-21 07:27 am (UTC)
crazybutsound: (supernatural got RPS?)
From: [personal profile] crazybutsound
Oh, no, no! Thank you for reading! And I love sexy silly pouty boys a lot myself... which goes without saying I suppose, lol. I wouldn't have committed this otherwise. :-D

Also and unrelated... Is that Jensen in your icon? I'm loving it a lot, it's very peaceful and all.

Date: 2006-02-21 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geneli4.livejournal.com
Is that Jensen in your icon? I'm loving it a lot, it's very peaceful and all.

awww, thanks for noticing. i prefer to think of him as hot and sweaty and possibly stoned, but heee! peacful works, too! *smooches you*

Date: 2006-02-21 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mel-b-angel.livejournal.com
Oh, that was a lotta fun!

Nice work :)

Date: 2006-02-21 07:28 am (UTC)
crazybutsound: (supernatural got RPS?)
From: [personal profile] crazybutsound
Thank you. :-) It's just a little silliness but I'm glad you enjoyed it. :-)

Date: 2006-02-21 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-vie-chanson.livejournal.com
Ha ha ha ha!!
I have to say I'm a huge fan of sulky jared.

Date: 2006-02-21 07:29 am (UTC)
crazybutsound: (supernatural got RPS?)
From: [personal profile] crazybutsound
Thank you. :-) And yeah, sulky Jared is always good, I say, lol. Also, heee! I love Jensen's face in your icon! The boy has the best facial expressions ever.

Date: 2006-02-21 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simplybeing.livejournal.com
Oh my god! OH! MY! GOD!

Woman, there are no words in the English (or French *g*) language to properly express how much I loff you and/or to describe the level of glee you have brought me with this! I just... ack! Jsquared! And for me, even! Aiyee X infinity!

Love love love. Omg, loooove. *smishes you*

I'm on my way out the door to head to my doctor, but I should be home around 1pm(ish) my time. Hope you're around-- I miss youuuu.

Date: 2006-02-21 05:48 pm (UTC)
crazybutsound: (supernatural got RPS?)
From: [personal profile] crazybutsound
Awwww, darling, are you sick? :-( *hugs you tight* Well, I hope your doc gives you stuff that makes you feel better fast then. And I shall be home and aon AIM in about... I'd say an hour, so 7:30/8pm my time which is... uh, I dunno. 2pm your time? Something like that. :-)

And heeee! I said I'd write you RPS because I luuuurve you. ;-) Sorry it was just a really silly little piece and not steaming hot sex but... I just wasn't inspired for steaming hot sex, lol. For some reason, the brothers Winchester inspire me for steaming hot sex more... EWWWWWWWWW INCEST! lol.

Talk to you soon!

Date: 2006-02-22 01:41 pm (UTC)
crazybutsound: (audrey tautou loved)
From: [personal profile] crazybutsound
Hey darling, I am worried about you, are you ok? *hugs you*

Date: 2006-02-23 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simplybeing.livejournal.com
Sorry to worry you, hon, I'm fine.

I'm just getting over a really bad cold (and an even worse period /TMI), and have been having fun (note the sarcasm) dealing with a huge problem concerning Jeremy and his teacher and his school... but yeah, I'm okay. I didn't feel up to being online much for a few days, and then, once I was feeling better, the other thing happened (joy joy) and now that's stressing me out big time.

I should be back around (full time *g*) again really soon, though. Sorry for going AWOL, babe. Mwah!

Date: 2006-02-23 12:59 pm (UTC)
crazybutsound: (audrey tautou loved)
From: [personal profile] crazybutsound
Oh, that's good to know. THough it's not good that you weren't feeling good and were having problems. :-( *hugs*

And don't mind me, I wouldn't have gone all worried and mother hen on you (as I sometimes disappear off the face of the internet myself so it's not like I don't understand that, lol) but you said the word "doctor" and I went into paranoid mode. I'm silly like that. Take your time! I'll still be around when you feel better! ;-) *smoooooch*

Date: 2006-02-21 04:34 pm (UTC)
ext_2984: Dean reads Supernatural (Default)
From: [identity profile] jellicle.livejournal.com
Yay! Cuteness.

Date: 2006-02-21 05:49 pm (UTC)
crazybutsound: (supernatural got RPS?)
From: [personal profile] crazybutsound
:-D Thanks for stopping by! :-)

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